I sit here on my own, minus the red roses, champagne and sweet nothings (aawww, poor me - I swear it's only a commercial con anyway - sob!) contemplating on the latest media frenzy, which is anything but anything to do with love and romance.
I talk of course of the lad who has just become a father at the age of 13, resulting in the red tops having a field day and it becoming a party political issue with phrases like 'Broken Britain' being bandied about by the grey and the not so good.
Even my mum, who is normally quite laid back about such matters (having seven grandchildren by one offspring, plus being made a great-granny by one of said seven) has been ranting on about it. 'He's such a little chap' she muses - 'What's it all coming to?'
Well, I don't know the circumstances behind this very young couple becoming parents at such an early age. But I'll tell you something - it's nothing new. I am in my mid 40's and remember at the age of 10 being mesmerised by a front page article in a national newspaper talking about a girl becoming a mum at 12. I didn't know how babies were made, and was waxing on about how happy I was for her and wondering why the adults were looking uncomfortable.
It caused no less an outcry at the time, with accusations of the moral fibre of the country all going to hell in a handcart. This was 35 years ago - what has changed?
Well a couple of things spring to mind. Sex and relationships education for one thing. All these years later and we've only just got it made compulsory on the curriculum. How much did this couple know about the likelihood of pregnancy? Contraception? Where to get help and advice when they needed it? How the law works in relation to under sixteens and confidentiality? Not a lot by the sounds of it. And if they did they were probably too scared to ask, like most teenagers.
We think we've come so far when it comes to teenagers 'knowing better than we did' - but the truth is that most adults still don't have the right info never mind kids!
Aspiration is another. And I'm not just talking about education and jobs, I'm talking about aspiring towards a good, healthy, respectful and loving relationship. Was that in the equation for these two young people? Who knows, and nobody seems to care to be honest - a salient point conveniently missed.
It's given the anti-teenage pregnancy strategy harpies an excuse to winge on about how sex education teaches our children to 'do it' - well, obviously not in this case as if good sex and relationships education had taken place it possibly wouldn't have happened.
Good SRE allows youngsters to consider a mix of knowledge and skills alongside an opportunity to consider their own attitudes and values to relationships, and indeed to delay first intercourse. Not the case for this young couple.
Yet again, sex and teenage pregnancy has been vilified as a problem in our society - the same society that sells our children and young people a constant diet of sexual imagery through magazines, television, music and fashion - it's always the same - 'look, but don't do it'. The hypocracy here is appalling.
I hope that these two young people and their baby will be ok. I also hope that their situation is not used as a stick to batter those of us who have been advocating for good, effective and appropriate SRE in schools for years.
We're in 2009 not 1973, the year when the twelve year old girl I mentioned became a mum. What has changed I wonder?
On this night of romance, I can only hope that this little family will be okay amidst the sneering and jeering and writing them off as no good, and I hope that the hearts and flowers are theirs too in the long run, whatever happens.